This would be our first set of jokes for 2019. We tried to collect new super funny Bisaya jokes and post them here. This is part 35 in our series. I am hoping that you are all enjoying our series of Cebuano and Bisaya jokes! If you missed the other parts, see more Cebuano and Filipino jokes in our archives.

Enjoy our Pinoy joke series 2019.

Anak: ‘Tay, unsay kalainan sa Supper ug Dinner?
Tatay: Anak, kon mukaun ta sa gawas mao na ang Dinner. Kon mukaon ta sa luto sa imong Nanay mao na ang Suffer!

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KULAS: Asa ka gikan Pre?
TOMAS: Sa lubong sa akong ugangan Pre.
KULAS: Unya nganong daghan man kaayo kang kinawrasan ug bun-og?
TOMAS: Misukol man.

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Dad: Anak, bili mo ko softdrinx!
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Dad: Coke
Anak: Diet o regular?
Dad: Regular
Anak: Bote o can?
Dad: Bote
Anak: 8 oz o litro?
Dad: PUNYETA! tubig na lang! binisaya, bisaya joke, bisaya jokes
Anak: natural o mineral?
Dad: mineral
Anak: bugnaw o dili?
Dad: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron…
Anak: lanot o tukog?
Dad: animal man cguro ka!
Anak: baka o baBoy?
Dad: LAYAS!!!!
Anak: karon o ugma?
Dad: karon na!!!
Anak: alas 11 o alas 12?
Dad: Yawa!!!
Anak: lake o baye?
Dad: letche!!
Anak: liquid o powder?
Dad: kanang powder ilambos sa imong dagway!
Anak: sa agtang o aping?
Heart attack ang amahan, patay buhi? Buhi….
baskog dili….paralize…whole body o half body? nyahahaha!

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BROCOLLi: i look like a tree.
WALLNUT: i look like a brain.
MUSHROOM: i look like an umbrella.
CORN: a piece of me looks like a tooth.
APPLE: well,myshape looks like a heart.
BANANA: pwd change topic?
EGGPLANT: mao jud!

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Juan:Dro murag mag uwan man tingali karun..
Pedro:Di oy klaro ana daghan kaaug star..
Juan:ahhhhh unsay pag tuo nimo sa star TRAPAL?!

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POLICEMAN: “Do you speak English?”
JUAN: “Yes.”
POLICEMAN: “Where are you from?”
JUAN: “Yes. “

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Babaye: Pa check up mi Dok.
Doktor: Sige huboa ang panty ug bra unya higda.
Babaye: Dili man ako, ang ako mang Lola.
Doktor: Sige Lola, ginhawa og lawom!
Lola: Di ko maghubo Dok?
Doktor: Ginhawa lagi! Gahig ulo!

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KAnang mag post ko’g picture.
Besh1: Gwapaha uuuy!
Besh2: Seksiha baya nimo run
Besh3: Pretty ayo ka.
Parenti: E REGARDS KO’S PAPA UG MAMA NIMO DIN..GIMINGAW NA KAAYO KO NINYO!
nyahahaha

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If you want more, check out more Bisaya and Filipino jokes in our archives.

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